Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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