Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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