Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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