How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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