Christians are straight up FREAKS
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
they need to just BURY HIM!
either way he was missing a nipple.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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