How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She's the barista slut.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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