people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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