Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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