It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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