no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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