You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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