is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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