i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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