Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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