and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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