Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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