I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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