ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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