Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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