We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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