i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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