My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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