Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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