would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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