Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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