why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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