My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She even gives head with a lisp.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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