and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I had to cum in my sink.
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