At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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