You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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