idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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