My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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