i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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