Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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