all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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