We won't sleep together?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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