I didn't shave. On purpose
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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