i think my tv is drunk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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