i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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