It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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