Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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