quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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