As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
