Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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