id be glad to
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
it hurts more in the daytime
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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