yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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