I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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