Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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