Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
soo... how was my night?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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