Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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