yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i believe in u and ur pee
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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