I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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