I'm eating all of the evidence.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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