thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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