He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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