The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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