I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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